Warning: May implode
I just thought I should let you all know that I am about to embark on a mission which could be endless, and is most certainly dangerous. More than likely, this mission will result in death, injury, and pleasant surprises.
I am going to completely clean my room.
If you don't hear back from me in several days, contact the authorities. I may have been consumed by a laundry monster, or I may have imploded at the sheer impossibility of completing this gargantuan task.
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